That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.– John Green (via plussh)
“I don’t trust anyone who hasn’t been...
the-lyrics-speak-for-me: Johnny Depp
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
I mean, Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF. They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful. They live right by the kitchen. Their head of house teaches herbology. “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with. Slytherins obviously do cocaine. #THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE...
My relationships, in terms of books
Me: I want to fall in love with you, have a committed relationship until you speak no more. I want you to be more than I expected- more than I hoped for. Sway me with your words. Make me cry, fill me with joy, sing me to sleep. Bring me to the edge of my seat. Do this for me and I will commit to you. I'll let you take me to another world. I'll treat you kindly, leaving marks of love from our time together. For I am giving you my time. Pieces of my life, while I let your tale unfold.
edwad: i don’t say “no” to drugs i say “no thank you” because i wasn’t raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
knezojadransko: There is a virus going around. If someone reblogs something to do with giveaway headphones, don’t click the link, and don’t go to the person’s blog. Also, I suggest not doing read mores for a while. There’s something up with them, too. Please reblog and spread this around.
Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
Parents 50% of the time: shut up you know nothing you're still a baby
Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep...– Fyodor Dostoyevsky (via wecanburndaylight)
theperksofbeinganerdfighter: Plot twist: John Green writes a book that doesn’t crush your soul, doesn’t turn you into a hot weepy mess and doesn’t make you look back on your whole life and change everything you ever believed in.
hyliancrest: I love books and I love people that love books and I love when kids love books and god I just love books please talk to me about books
Tumblr: Where the fuck was the Doctor
Facebook: Where the fuck was Adele
The Queen: Where the fuck am I
I think I'm missing the point of the Olympics
Me while watching:
Jesus, look at those arms.
Damn, look at those quads.
Sweet Lord, look at that butt.
my friend: what if you dated a guy with the same name as you
me: what if i dated a guy
Call me a coward if you will, but when the line between duty and sanity blurs,...– Erin Blakemore (via hardcorequotations)
me: *steps outside*
me: where can i lower the brightness
Let's observe the fandoms and fangirls. Here's a...
imagineharrypotter: When fangirls are in their fandom: When a fangirl talked about her fandom with normal people: When fandom is in distress: When you find out someone is in your fandom: When someone makes fun of your fandom: Reasons you like your fandom: A fangirl’s hobby: How a fangirl talks to one another within the fandom: When a fandom has bad casting in a movie: ...
sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are. what if teachers shipped their students ship wars in the staff room anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out (the school board knows and eagerly awaits each...