How I flirt
Me: You know you remind me of a book character...
teacher: give me your email so i can send you the work for this lesson
Voldemort: Hey I just killed you
Voldemort: And this is crazy
Voldemort: Why are you still alive
Voldemort: You stupid baby
coolestgirl-: The degree to which I consider my Hogwarts house an important part of my identity is probably a tad unhealthy
My prediction for Insurgent:
*Tris and Four try to travel back to the Dauntless headquarters*
*A WILD GALE HAWTHORNE APPEARS*
Gale: Tris, there is no Dauntless faction.
Find what you love and let it kill you.– Charles Bukowski (via nocternity)
lemon-in-the-flight-deck: its-just-the-shock-talking: when I find myself in times of trouble Greg Lestrade comes to me speaking words of wisdom well, don’t commit suicide
gweebog: gweebog: dad melted the chinese so i haven’t had dinner okay this was badly worded my dad has not committed genocide repeat there was no genocide involved