May 2012
avengemymischief:
dubtess:
i wish you could unfollow people in real life so you never have to see them again
#you can but it’s called first degree murder
phone: *rings*
me: no
“It is easy to forget how full the world is of people, full to bursting, and each...”
– John Green, Paper Towns (via bookmania)
Old Generation: "You were named after your grandfather."
Now Generation: "You were named after a celebrity."
Next Generation: "You were named after a fictional character."
“Metaphors are not to be trifled with. A single metaphor can give birth to love.”
– Milan Kundera, Unbearable Lightness of Being
submitted by madeamekittykat.
(via teachingliteracy)
Dory: hey I just met you
Dory: and this is crazy
Dory: hey I just met you
Dory: and this is crazy
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
“I love you also means I love you more than anyone loves you, or has loved you,...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via smited)
Person: what's your biggest fear?
Me: season finales
“I am a reader, a flashlight-under-the-covers, carries-a-book-everywhere-I-go...”
– (via nostalgi-que)
“The less I needed, the better I felt.”
– Charles Bukowski (via transformfeminism)
just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room
Jim from IT: Hey I just met you.
Sherlock:
John:
Molly:
Jim from IT: and this is crazy.
Sherlock:
John:
Molly:
Jim from IT: But here's my number.
Sherlock:
John:
Molly:
Jim from IT: So call me maybe
Sherlock: Gay.
