- Son: Hey dad, how did you meet mum?
- Dad: You don't want to know son..
- Son: Please dad!
- Dad: So I was at a signing and your mum came up to me and told me to sign a paper for her..
- Son: Then what happened daddy!
- Dad: It was a marriage certificate.
- me: i need to lose weight
- me: is that a cake
Thank you for your wonderful gifts, authors.
i have all these shows to watch and fic to read and movies to see and books to love and it all just gets so overwhelming that i end up sitting here doing nothing at all
WHEN I WALK THROUGH THE ARENA
THIS IS WHAT I SEE
ALL THE TRIBUTES STOP AND RUN AWAY FROM ME
I GOT A SWORD IN MY HAND
AND I AIN’T AFRAID TO THROW IT
I’M CATO AND YOU KNOW IT.
- in real life: It was good.
- in tumblr: ASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKL. Bleeding rainbow colored blood and galloping with unicorns. My emotionssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
- Person: What are the hunger games about?
- Me: 24 kids being forced to murder each other
- Me: its not as weird as it sounds I swear
I’m not a stalker I’m a high functioning fangirl do your research
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.