This Pathetic Attempt At Immortality: Archive

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10 years from now when I'm married..

Son: Hey dad, how did you meet mum?
Dad: You don't want to know son..
Son: Please dad!
Dad: So I was at a signing and your mum came up to me and told me to sign a paper for her..
Son: Then what happened daddy!
Dad: It was a marriage certificate.

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me: i need to lose weight
me:
me:
me:
me: is that a cake

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Let's play a game. It's called: Find Luna.

jill-felton:

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Sometimes I think about how much books have done for me, and I just kind of want to cry.

hpnerdfighter:

Thank you for your wonderful gifts, authors.

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wugs:

i have all these shows to watch and fic to read and movies to see and books to love and it all just gets so overwhelming that i end up sitting here doing nothing at all

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WHEN I WALK THROUGH THE ARENA

THIS IS WHAT I SEE

ALL THE TRIBUTES STOP AND RUN AWAY FROM ME

I GOT A SWORD IN MY HAND

AND I AIN’T AFRAID TO THROW IT

THROW IT

THROW IT

I’M CATO AND YOU KNOW IT.

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princeweekes:

are we human

or are we fangirls

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AFTER WATCHING THE HUNGER GAMES

in real life: It was good.
in tumblr: ASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKL. Bleeding rainbow colored blood and galloping with unicorns. My emotionssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

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Person: What are the hunger games about?
Me: 24 kids being forced to murder each other
Person:
Me:
Person:
Me: its not as weird as it sounds I swear

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“Compassion is not weakness, and concern for the unfortunate is not socialism.” — Hubert H. Humphrey (via thesearepeopleyouknow)

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“The only people who see the whole picture,” he murmured, “are the ones who step out of the frame.” —Salman Rushdie (via amandaonwriting)

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“A bibliophile of little means is likely to suffer often. Books don’t slip from his hands but fly past him through the air, high as birds, high as prices.” —Pablo Neruda (via libraryland)

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That terrifying feeling when you are finishing a book and THERE AREN'T ENOUGH PAGES LEFT FOR ALL OF THE THINGS THAT NEED TO HAPPEN.

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“If you aren’t unhappy sometimes you don’t know how to be happy.” —Madeleine L’Engle, A Wrinkle in Time (via bookmania)

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matturday:

I’m not a stalker I’m a high functioning fangirl do your research

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xvxavier:

If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.

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